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Sumo-rvačica

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casisindeansass:

timdrakeisgay:

the-savage-avenger:

kneel-on-nails:

forever-kitten:

Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal as fuck get out of my face

YOUR ORGANS THOUGH IM SO SORRY LADIES

How the hell do woman survive this?

Seriously it surprises me how many people don’t know a couple things about pregnancy and babies:
women would not survive 10 months of pregnancy they would die
A baby is nowhere near as developed as it should be to be out in the world at 9 months, but the human body has not evolved to push anything past the size of the head out, everything else the baby is can stretch and squash but the head
the vagina can’t handle anything bigger than the head at 9 months of development so we have to give birth. 
But babies actually need longer than that, really, it’s why they’re such a mess when they’re born and why they’re completely dependent on care, can’t walk, can’t do anything.  Note most other animals can when they are born.  Babies are born too early, it’s kind of a huge and secret flaw in human evolution.  I found it really interesting, so thought I’d share.

This is just amazing to me. What our bodies can endure. Just amazing.

casisindeansass:

timdrakeisgay:

the-savage-avenger:

kneel-on-nails:

forever-kitten:

Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal as fuck get out of my face

YOUR ORGANS THOUGH IM SO SORRY LADIES

How the hell do woman survive this?

Seriously it surprises me how many people don’t know a couple things about pregnancy and babies:

women would not survive 10 months of pregnancy they would die

A baby is nowhere near as developed as it should be to be out in the world at 9 months, but the human body has not evolved to push anything past the size of the head out, everything else the baby is can stretch and squash but the head

the vagina can’t handle anything bigger than the head at 9 months of development so we have to give birth. 

But babies actually need longer than that, really, it’s why they’re such a mess when they’re born and why they’re completely dependent on care, can’t walk, can’t do anything.  Note most other animals can when they are born.  Babies are born too early, it’s kind of a huge and secret flaw in human evolution.  I found it really interesting, so thought I’d share.

This is just amazing to me. What our bodies can endure. Just amazing.

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florall:

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sextology:

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palefleur:

acidical:

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Click HERE and click ‘FOLLOW’
Wait for your followers to come pouring in!

omg?! i just gained like 20+ followers in 5 fucking minutes….

THANKS SO MUCH <3 <3

31 FOLLOWERS!! I love you bro THANK YOU :3

florall:

niallmylover:

sextology:

fetch-kittens:

palefleur:

acidical:

so i found an easy and simple way to gain followers within minutes, i think everyone will atleast gain 20-30 followers in one day

  1. Click HERE and click ‘FOLLOW
  2. Wait for your followers to come pouring in!

omg?! i just gained like 20+ followers in 5 fucking minutes….

THANKS SO MUCH <3 <3

31 FOLLOWERS!! I love you bro THANK YOU :3

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disneyismyescape:

koalatea:

true life: people like my hair more than they like me

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sweet-bitsy:

thebigblackwolfe:

LOOK AT THIS
LOOK AT THIS HAPPY ASS FOX

OH GOSH THOSE FEETSIES

sweet-bitsy:

thebigblackwolfe:

LOOK AT THIS

LOOK AT THIS HAPPY ASS FOX

OH GOSH THOSE FEETSIES

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OD LJUDI SVE JE DALJA

Idem da prošetam dan,kad on mene neće
ostavlja me u ljušturi sebe
utrnulih udova od nemogućnosti
mjenjanja svega onog satkanog od prolaznosti,
prolazno a nepromjenljivo u ovoj obamrlosti
duša i tijela što oko mene
gledaju
praznih i izgubljenih lica
od težnji za dostignućima,
za nemogućim,bezgraničnim
sebičnim,proračunatim..
Prestaju biti važni tragovi
ostavljeni
spontanošću,
ukradeni poljupci,
skriveni uzdasi,
nesputane riječi,
snovi sve su dalji
jer ne sanjaju se pravi snovi
Ljubav postaje imaginarna,
prazna i bezlična
skoro nestvarna
beživotna…
Jadnica
sve je manja
sve je dalja od ljudi,
od ljudi sve je dalja….

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Čekam puna nade
u osamljenoj sobi,
navratićeš
onako kao slučajno
i sa sobom donijeti magiju
koju samo ti znaš..

Ući ćeš sa osmijehom
ispuniti sobu svjetlošću,
a ja ću se praviti
da te nisam čekala,
da ti se nisam nadala..

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